All Types of Hell Are Breaking Loose

This is the second month in which no egg has displayed on my damn monitor. What gives? On top of that, I've been spotting for a couple of days. I went from having a completely regular cycle to being totally whacked out. I swear I won't be surprised if my ovaries suddenly drop and become testicals. Madness, I tell you. I've been horribly sick for about 2.5 weeks now. Travelling to Mexico for a week while sick was probably not a good idea under these circumstances (though it was darn fun). Maybe my body is sending me little warning signs. Chill the f*ck out already or we're lockin' the eggs up for good. I'll go lay down now just in case.